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South Park Drinking Game

Buzz Level
High

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South Park TV Show
Television
2+ People
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Summary

If you didn’t already have enough fun watching South Park, or if you’re looking for something fresh and new, try this South Park Drinking Game below. All you have to do is drink ever time something specific from the list below happens during the episode.

Rules

Ok, you know the drill. Turn on an episode of the show and get your drinks ready. Then follow the rules below:

  1. Take 2 drinks each time Chef sings a song about women
  2. Take 2 drinks each time Cartman calls Kyle a Jew
  3. Take 2 drinks each time Cartman calls Kyle’s mom a bitch
  4. Take 2 drinks each time Kyle’s mom is actually a bitch
  5. Take 2 drinks each time Kenny gets killed and eaten by rats
  6. Take 2 drinks each time Cartman eats his cheesy poofs
  7. Take 2 drinks each time Ned and Jimbo shoot something
  8. Take 2 drinks each time someone calls Cartman a Fatass
  9. Take 2 drinks each time Cartman tells them he his just big boned
  10. Take 2 drinks each time Stan tell you what he learned during the show
  11. Take 2 drinks each time Stan pukes
  12. Take 2 drinks each time Terence and Philip are on TV
  13. Take 2 drinks each time Mr. Mackey says “M-Kay”
  14. Take 2 drinks each time Mr. Hankey the poop shows up
  15. Take 2 drinks each time Officer Bar-Brady says, “nothing to see here”
  16. Take 2 drinks each time Mrs. Crabtree tell the kids to sit down and shut up
  17. Take 2 drinks each time a celebrity is on the show
  18. Take 2 drinks each time Mr. Hat is shown
  19. Take 2 drinks each time Cartman says, “Screw you guys, I’m going home”

Now, I’m sure you’re thinking… I can come up with 50 more rules alone in the next 2 minutes. Well guess what…. So can we. But the problem is that you’re not going to be able to remember all of the rules during the actual show. So my advice is this: Pick a few extra rules to add to the list, and play the damn game. Keep it simple, keep it fun. That’s how drinking games work. Have fun, and please drink responsibly.
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